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Ever see a cop so hott, u TRY 2 get arrested???
Thx @sweetnnastyshop 4 my very own "cock cake" Luv that it's all torn up, but still tasty:)
Or go 2 arlboston.org for THIS dog 2 adopt PS, backstage @ my Boston @Bravo taping
Adopt THIS dog today @arlbostonrescue..
Oh, and I met a new study partner, & no, I don't mean the bear. His major...WHO CARES?
THIS is y I need a "hybrid" show. Meet the newest co-ed who bs'd her way in2 some frat house #Harvard
Outside the men's room at #MIT Who wants a doctorate in my pants? I like the smarties!!
Ah Boston! Sending luv from adult cake store. Help wanted!
Morning airport pizza. Whatya gonna do?... What'd u guys have?
Anyone else spend today in a Dolce ballerina dress???...
Of course I've got ur very own Maggie 4 Mother's Day! She wanted champagne 4 this ONE day...
How the f**k did I wake up in Vegas w a club stamp on my wrist? Sh*t, I think I gave myself a roofie again
Best line from last night. "Are u fucking the kid from "SKINS". Yes, I went clubbing AGAIN Here's my DJ
Bucket list moment 4 me. 2 meet esteemed journalist & @IAVA #troops supporter @SebastianJunger...
Well let's face it, I'll never tap this one. A girl can dream. NKOTB @Jonathanrknight makin KG happy!
Backstreet 4-evah! Someday, I WILL hit that shit...
Dreams do come true. I just knighted @mariolopezextra. I mean, if u like unattractive men...
FYI, only the biggest A Listers do the local weather. Eat ur heart out @aplusk. You too @mrskutcher
Uh oh, my stomach hurts...
Say hello to Hollywood's hottest new couple! At dinner w @JohnnyGWeir. Eat ur hearts out bitches:)
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