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@ActuallyNPH & his boyfriend with their adopted gayby
That's that dude from Vampire Diaries @iansomerhalder We are telling each other to suck it.
2 of ur fav funny ladies?? @NotTinaFey
Maybe I can be the new sexy aunt on Gossip Girl. Enjoy @mtrachtenbergg
I'm in position. Bring on my first victim.
VERY exciting! There's a hilarious, but false item in the new STAR.
Maggie hit the box of wine & locked herself out wearing a skort...(1/2 skirt; 1/2 shorts).
Look, George Clooney is under me...if u no what I'm...
Ok, here's both kids. If only I could enter them in some sort of f ed up doggie beauty pageants, barking "single ladies" in bikinis.
Enjoy Kathy & Larry the 100lb puppy. Pom Pom was too shy 2 b in it. Yes, that's a Sonny & Cher t shirt. So what???
Me @Paula_deen and @tiffanyrinehart trying to make banan pudding
Just got nom for this award...must b for rescuing dogs & calling them autistic. Oops. There goes my award.
Meet my rescued doggie Larry. I know,he looks 2 much like Chance, but he's 2 cool. Cept that it's kinda like having a 100 lb autistic baby
@ Wendy Williams (airs tomorrow) & ran in to Carson Kressly. Yes, I'm wearing a gold shimmery Paco Rabanne jacket. Own it bitches!!
In Suze Orman's (@SuzeOrmanShow) closet. Wearing one of her real live jackets. It's all goin down, people.
Did I change my twit profile pic? Oh well, here I go
There's a new love in my life. Age is just a number people.
Has anyone seen this man's eyelashes? They're not there anymore. Say hello to the face of trichotillomania! Tom!!! Oh, Tiff and I love it
My Madame Tussauds wax figure and me. Can u tell which is which?? Me either.
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