Ladies and Gentlemen, My Tweets... (read them, they're alot cooler than me)
I think this may be the cooler thing to happen on my iPod. #lightning @mattandkim
Me just being a crack up at the laugh factory.
Inspector Spacetime in my dance studio this morning. @danharmon @dannypudi @DonaldGlover
Bought myself some new toys because I'm super smart with my money.
Enjoying the season finale of #TheLifeabdTimesofTim they way any fan should. @stevedildarian
My nephew handed me this and said "I made Abed out of Legos!" @dannypudi pretty good job hu?
Happy birthday to me love my mom on Facebook.
My sister is so kind to me on words with friends.
Fuck yeah. #SaddestFuckYeahEver
Creepiest move by a random opponent on words with friends ever.
I jut brutally murdered my cat.
My bread looks like a cat.
The direct literal translation of my dad y yo's salsa recipe. @AllieChadwick #CincodeMayo
@AllieChadwick yeah by this guy SAAM!!
Attention @jimmyfallon and Falpals. It's almost real!
I was worried my nephew was a nazi but then he explained it was K for Karina. That's what he says but battleships never been so antisemetic
@DonaldGlover @dannypudi @alisonbrie @joelmchale @yvettenbrown @GillianJacobs
My productive study space.
A dad with Tivas and all the kids with sketchers. I sense a dark past a lame and virginal future and a nerdy dim present.
How I can tell my asthmatic snack addicted slob of a sister has been around.
©2017 Twitpic Inc, All Rights Reserved