Playwright, mom, wordsmith. Occasional chortler. Incorrigible. 'If it makes you feel better, I read everything you write in sarcasm font' -@TOMolefe.
Finally installed the "stealth attack" app on my computer. Activates on incorrect apostrophe usage.
@cjhancock sadly I can't oblige, but he does do a magnificent WTF face :-) x
This situation calls for Edward Monkton @easyleesie @MvelaseP
@cjhancock 'Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder, LOL' #rembrandtdoessocialmedia
@artcollabs and here's another #paperfacecollab
This is why I can't take LinkedIn seriously
UK twitter has been invaded by vowels
@mooseallain At the risk of being blocked myself, might I suggest sending baking pun offenders these?
here's a clue CNN: the one you didn't write out in full FFS
Proof that twitter isn't ageist @cjhancock @paolaoeste
Apparently I'm being too serious. Here, ooh with me over these Victorian 'bathing shoes' #want
Coliphia: bread baked in the shape of male genitalia. Thus...
The Dark Knight Rinses
'White people almost kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks' (via @theofficialjmg)
And some people say motorbikes aren't sexy. Pshaw.
Witches in Swaziland advised to fly under the radar...
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