Karen Jeynes

@karenjeynes

Playwright, mom, wordsmith. Occasional chortler. Incorrigible. 'If it makes you feel better, I read everything you write in sarcasm font' -@TOMolefe.

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Finally installed the "stealth attack" app on my computer. Activates on incorrect apostrophe usage.
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Finally installed the "stealth attack" app on my computer. Activates on incorrect apostrophe usage.

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sadly I can't oblige, but he does do a magnificent WTF face :-) x

This situation calls for Edward Monkton

'Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder, LOL' #rembrandtdoessocialmedia

and here's another #paperfacecollab

This is why I can't take LinkedIn seriously

UK twitter has been invaded by vowels

#nocomment

At the risk of being blocked myself, might I suggest sending baking pun offenders these?

here's a clue CNN: the one you didn't write out in full FFS

Proof that twitter isn't ageist

Apparently I'm being too serious. Here, ooh with me over these Victorian 'bathing shoes' #want

Coliphia: bread baked in the shape of male genitalia. Thus...

The Dark Knight Rinses

I get

'White people almost kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks' (via )

And some people say motorbikes aren't sexy. Pshaw.

Witches in Swaziland advised to fly under the radar...