Sitting down for a loverly game of bingo. My grandma would be pleased and horrified.

Tea light candle on pie = birthday cake and candles. What? You can't judge a 71 y/o jokester fathers birthday wishes!

Omg! 1983 jcpenney catalog found in dads attic. Gonna need to scan some of these. "I'll have the lobster"

Oh dear!

Found him!!!

OMG! *I* have skin! I must need this product!! #marketingforretards

Bike trail picture, none of aforementioned stadium traffic because, quite frankly, I was trying not to get run over!

Play it louder dad!

Serious drinking supplies, check!

Settling down for the night with a (hopefully) good book.

Dessert is even better (if that's possible?)

Nom!

I have absolutely NO idea what we're doing tomorrow... O.o

Yummmmm

Happiness is, in fact, a warm gun.