Jack of all trades, master of none.
Panda express lies!
National pillow fighting day: downtown San Diego.
Just a small laundry day in the Dorn household.
being super jewish at the hat. eating pastrami, and not tipping.
I attempted to submit my car to "Conan Please Blow Up My Car". I love my wet dog smelling car, but it's worth a try.
I'd like to report a robbery in progress. Theater candy: M&M's (3.4OZ) = Large ($4). Reese's Pieces (4oz) = medium ($3).
I just called a kid Biggie Smalls, told him to sit down. Then I sang "Natorious!" Then a kid drew this. I love not caring.
Gotta love high school graffiti.
If while enforcing the law you break the law, is that ironic? I know it's not waterboarding, but still...
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