My anaconda don't want none because Nicki Minaj is awful
See, because of the wordplay.
Sorry, Tina. :( :( :(
"Want to vote in New Hampshire but you've already passed away? Abra... cadaver! EEEEEEEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!!!"
Get it? Do ya get it?
Credit/blame goes to @TheDCVince for the photo selection. All in good fun, @GStephanopoulos!
'Tis the season...
Hey, remember that one?
From the Headlines I Wish I'd Written file...
I got sunshine on a cloudy day.
My sister just got a Black Lab rescue named Roscoe. Here he is helping me digest Thanksgiving dinner.
Obamacare = Obamajobkiller: http://thedc.com/tQgSLe Like I've been saying:
"My Pet Scapegoat..."
Wow, they don't just ActBlue, they TalkBlue!
Good morning, fellow townsfolk.
Good morning. This is for you.
Some mornings, it just all comes together...
I only wish this guy had been standing on a huge pile of trash bags. But you can't have everything.
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