Did anybody at the @NYDailyNews get fired for this? Oh wait, no, Gerald Ford was a REPUBLICAN.
The people have spoken, @ChrisLHayes.
I didn't think of this @DailyCaller headline. I wish I had.
Somehow, I don't think this is how @AnthonyWeiner wanted to trend on Twitter again...
Congrats, @PiersMorgan. You got a ratings blip, and all you had to do was completely derail the Trayvon narrative.
Good idea, @GoldieTaylor...
A stupid idiot just wrote this to me.
No, @elspethrb, it isn't off. Not even a bit. But nice try anyhow! :)
I should count my blessings. The @StateDept merely crippled me for life. It's not like they sent me to #Benghazi.
Good morning, @googlemaps. Say, which "low-level employee" labeled the AEI building "The Heart of Darkness"?
For people who've been asking about my knee, here's where things stand at present. (Get it??)
This headline isn't mine either (dammit). I'm just preserving it for history.
I can't take credit for this headline. But let's face it, I probably will.
Good point, Julia Roberts. Also, "liberal" comes in the dictionary just after "liar" and just before "lichen."
"Why" indeed, @HuffingtonPost? We may never really know. #BostonMarathon #Watertown
.@MrRichPeoples seriously just said this to me, and now she's backing away like a little bitch.
And here's @Politico's #Watertown self-parody. It's KILLING them that this wasn't their political opponents.
It's impossible to parody the @NYTimes any better than they do themselves. #Watertown
Something tells me we're not going to be hearing a whole lot more about the ricin guy...
For posterity: The @WashingtonPost said @DavidCornDC "may have struck gold" with the "bombshell" McConnell audio.
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