My anaconda don't want none because Nicki Minaj is awful
This man is my better. @cushbomb
Crappy pic from my slight detour. My hands were shaking with fatigue.
This is where I live now, apparently...
Blame it on the intern, @FamilyFeud. #ObamaShutdown
Thank you, Jesse Pinkman. #BreakingBad #Spoilers
Another great headline from @TheDCVince. You should read the @DailyCaller all the time. Like, all day every day.
This is who they are. This is what they are.
Yep, a rodeo clown in a @BarackObama mask sure is terrible. Isn't that right, @VillageVoice?
This is who @BuzzFeedAndrew is.
People like @GregMitch are now knifing @AnthonyWeiner in the back, but they can't admit that Breitbart was right.
Did anybody at the @NYDailyNews get fired for this? Oh wait, no, Gerald Ford was a REPUBLICAN.
The people have spoken, @ChrisLHayes.
I didn't think of this @DailyCaller headline. I wish I had.
Somehow, I don't think this is how @AnthonyWeiner wanted to trend on Twitter again...
Congrats, @PiersMorgan. You got a ratings blip, and all you had to do was completely derail the Trayvon narrative.
Good idea, @GoldieTaylor...
A stupid idiot just wrote this to me.
No, @elspethrb, it isn't off. Not even a bit. But nice try anyhow! :)
I should count my blessings. The @StateDept merely crippled me for life. It's not like they sent me to #Benghazi.
Good morning, @googlemaps. Say, which "low-level employee" labeled the AEI building "The Heart of Darkness"?
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