I can haz giraffez? #sfzoo #giraffe

Fashion brilliance or blunder? YOU make the call!! (dun dun dun football music) #whenisayheyyousay... #zing!

"Bring me your huddled masses..." #aclfest

Rock out with your guac out! #aclfest

I think I'm digging the meerkat approach to life: chillaxin' in the dirt. #sfzoo

Athena the Eurasian Eagle owl enjoying the midday sun. #sfzoo #owl

"Ummm...I think we're going to need a bigger boat." Or in this case, a bigger basket. Fresh from the garden!

Stupid dream-killing Whole Foods with their genuine ostrich eggs for sale. Hmph. Bother.

For the Win, and For the Proof: Surprise! Great Music!

Look I caught a preying mantis! Helloooo beneficial garden insect! Back to my walled garden you go! Move it pal!

My cousin Ian. He doesn't believe in teh Twitterz. Not because he's Southern though. Just because he's ornery.

Funemployment Day #56: Happiness is a not a warm gun as they say, but a lit cigar and a GIANT Guinness.

I don't know what I'm eating tonight, but you can bet it will involve zucchini and tomatoes! All from my garden of course.

Stopped by Google today for a free lunch & they had a camel! He didn't have his badge on so @mansigoel signed him in.

Alan Thicke is my pimp!!!

Buyer beware! This is what I get for ordering the "value meal" at Chik-Fil-A. Bye bye birdies. :(

The winner of the cat costume contest...yep, you guessed it, Mittens.

Well, that's it. It's official. America is f*cked. The end is here etc. The KKK is now recruiting sheep. Witness:

Chickens at roost...err rest.