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@jreasa84

I once discussed string theory with a toaster oven. Came to a consensus that aside from mere particle physics, it can..DING...YAY TOAST IS DONE.

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Happy Buttslide Humpday!

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Have we reached "Peak Nicolas Cage" yet?

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Go home Carly, you're drunk. #orjustsuckatbaseball #eitheror

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No matter how funny your last tweet was, Morrissey and Grumpy Cat will frown at it. Together. In mutual gloom.

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fuck yeah. #sparkleponies

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If this fully replaces Tebowing...so be it.

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Yesterday, I apparently I put a bird on her head. Because, why not.

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I see isn't immune to unintentional humor... #oops

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meant to say, here in Seattle it's not offensive to tell someone "go eat a BAG of dicks"

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here in Seattle, it's not offensive to tell someone "go eat a back of dicks"

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I....actually doodled this in my office today. #productive

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Meanwhile, at CNN....

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pretty much all I bring with me to work. including the sticky note where I demand validation.

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Quite simply, the only appropriate course of action #IMABLOWFISH!

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This fella literally cannot stay still for a mere second. And, we get to watch him this weekend.

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Our biggest help in the "war on terror" is the fact the actual terrorists are mostly fucking idiots.

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holy shit #OKC

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Not sure what's the better caption..."Team I Need a Life" or "Team Cottage Cheese"

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That box of Thin Mints? Just realized they've been sitting on my desk for at least two months. Oh well.

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One trip to the weedy corner of our backyard should tell you just how avid a cyclist I am.

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