Best thing I have ever bought in a petrol station. Cathedral City you have really pushed the envelope.

What a wonderful game crazy golf is.

Love blossoms over kareoke at Bubba's Bar and Grill.

It gets better.

If Bubba's Bar and Grill isn't the world's best pub then I will eat one of his Minder beermats.

That looks like the kind of Oxford university student ball that will get on board with stand up comedy.

That looks like the kind of Oxford university student ball that will get on board with stand up comedy.

@jonronson in advert name-spelling debacle at Windsor station. Or is there another one I haven't heard of?

I have arrived home to find someone had bought 24 sainsburys value toothbrushes and left them in my kitchen. Why?

@NTPHelm Just bought me a wonderful present. Is anyone else collecting?

You can watch the leaders debate if you like. I myself have chosen to watch aged magician and punster Ray Presto.