Barely A Man
This is me, aged 1, looking at Santa for the first time EVER. I immediately burst into tears.
I just did THIS tonight.
Just found Jedward's microphones
Didn't realise Westfield shopping centre was so racist.
@boygeorge I think this is VERY becoming.
I'm very confused by Queen Titty. Why is she advertising that she has A-Levels?
I'm very confused by Queen Titty. Why is she advertising that she A-levels?
Look at me with Will and Kate!
Who wants to see pussy?
This company's logo looks like WAY too much like a drawing of a male organ.
I am currently this close to Justin Bieber.
@Palomafaith has a pre-Brit Award dinner; cous-cous, out of the pan, in cowgirl suit, naturally.
Linford Christie just delivered a parcel to my flat. Think I'm kidding? I'm not.
wow! Look whose wireless internet I'm stealing!
McDonalds. Proud sponsor of 2012 London Olympics.
JESUS CHRIST OWNS A CAR WASH IN NORWICH! Does this count as washing away my sins?
Shane Ward makes inciting observations in his book.
Shane Ward reveals his surprising financial status.
Shane Ward doesn't let's his celebrity status go to his head.
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