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so much reaction to torching of kfc in lebanon, but no one says sh*t about poor little carlsjr/hardees next door!
shopping for vanilla ice cream and cinnamon with mini me.
okay, whose f*cking car is this? (orange, ca)
so what you're saying is i need to get out more.
this photo of the pet shop boys reminds me of what happened to anakin.
introducing shakespeare by @pitbull
so this is what i would look like as a notorious gangster in 1864.
imagine if da vinci had instagram.
my little one fell asleep listening to @louisck. whatever it takes.
omg, what do i doooooo?
remember was (not was)? me either.
poetry you can dance to
in other news @boygeorge #cultureclub
photography is easy
like|retweet|share|repeat @fred_willard #fredwillard
@chickfila @boyscouts #chickfila #boyscouts because it's the right thing to do
#newproduct for #earlyadopters
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