just found this in a box. the only A+ i ever got. hello, freshman year of high school hahah

Only in NY. Hovaaaaa!

never get so drunk that you get a mouse trap attached to your skin. still in so much pain. still hungover. blehh.

My mother likes her steak bisexual. Only @vickyfoshizzle and possibly @clairevlo, too.

if you can take the sting.

Continuing with the wallpapers that make me a total noodle!

Dear world, this is how @fionaona passed out tonight. You can't tell but my legs are draped over her. Hahahah.

Can't handle this slaughter, so I'm getting my drank on. Hello, strawberry daiquiri!

P.s. This is what @hiblair does at work. Apparently I'm wearing the Yankee logo hat...hahahaha

I'm sorry but what? Hahahahahahaha

Oh heyyy Mark Sanchez

Yankee cupcakes in a Philly grocery store. Hollaaaa!

Hellooo 1/3 of our rent...agggh!

This is the first thing I'm eating in over 24 hours. Agggh.

haircutttt & ready for the @yanks !

Bubble bath, ftw.

Sweet new shirttt :)

Cutesttttt

Traffic blows, but the sky is lookin good.

Pedicureee :)