Jordan Valinsky

@jordan327

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me again

hey

here's a cool poster I'm buying for the office.

nope

Who let Sean Hannity creep on LinkedIn?

props to the kid copping a feel of KATIE C's boobs at the :10 sec mark.

just want to bring this to your attention:

LEAVE ME ALONE

my new crowning achievement:

welp

yeah, i had the waitress take a picture of me and my friends. look!

just took this pic of me with my webcam

I CANT DEAL WITH THIS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE IT HSFJNOKSDPFLM!!$%%%$!

YES BARACK, I'LL MARRY YOU! although, asking in an email kinda chincy??

least favorite part of weather.com is where it gives me recipes on how to cook KIDS

my favorite part of the new weather channel website is the part where it encourages me to drink:

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hey guys im busy at work. take a look:

I really enjoy the last choice.

even the twitter bots are giving the Pulitzers a big fat MEH