Sensitively-named prize for Susan Boyle in Gordon Smart's 2009 awards spread, which features 6 pics of his own face

Happy Hannukah from the guys at Transport for London

Tesco: doing their bit for Copenhagen by delivering our shopping like this

@alex_ogle Seen this one in the latest issue? Had me smiling all day

Chief Christmas Correspondent @hwallop and the decor he's just kindly attached to my desk

Thanks, man on eBay

I really need to move to a nicer part of London

Who wants to be the one to tell the chaps at Private Eye that it's no longer 1957 and this isn't really ok?

Just paid THREE POUNDS for this measly excuse for a snack in a pub in The City. Thanks again, bankers

Major spelling fail by @bbcnewsnight last night

Magnificent three-potato lunch, cooked by @bryony_gordon , conquered by @lucyverey , observed by @samgadjones

Roof terrace at Google HQ on fire!

Unlike the rest of us, @bryony_gordon can't wait for print to die so pesky subs can't do things like this any more

This was the best pic I could manage to take without adding to the chaos he brought to tired commuters' Friday mornings.