Ok boys & girls, it's time to play #wheresjon?

BREAKING: #Pope to appear in a special edition of #TotalWipeout: #PapalWipeout

News just in, in case you hadn't heard. I thought this matter had been settled during the Enlightenment, but apparently not.

Thank god we're home, we've drunk the barrels dry!

Now on a boat #arewethereyet?

the 3.30 from Paignton

Fab to see @littleatoms et al at #salonintoxicante

Had a lovely lunch with @Sanphy and Kamalina. And cocktails.

impossible to navigate Soho, now that every street looks like this, thanks to Crossrail:

The Future is an endlessly repeating Twitterwall #SFFuture

my stalker, @SimonJuden, & @the_rts at #booktwicnic

The #booktwicnic-nicks!

The early bird catches the Pimms! #booktwicnic

arrived at a little bandstandy thing between caf and The Honest Sausage. Roll up, #booktwicnic-ers!

On the way to #booktwicnic with @IsabelLosada

Wrote it. Delivered it. Drank it. @getuptospeed @publishingcynic @ftph

Got up to speed with the cocktail menu at Skylon with @publishingcynic. Sblurry brillian.

What nephews are for

Phew - made it back before #waitrose closed

Being a dreadful tourist. Must get around to this lecture... #bsupubtalks