Typical. The one time I reference an actual place in the novel, it turns out to be the kebab shack with no name.

@gmskarka Love the Far West map! How much? Well this much:

Dear @WaitroseUK. This is just *wrong*. You should be ashamed of yourself for selling it.

@BrightonWheel Is there a prize for first reply? :) My rather feeble picture:

Brighton has a new attraction, the "Brighton Eye". Can't wait to go on it! #fb

The Wenlock Olympic mascot we ordered when we booked our 2012 tickets has come! #fb

BBQ in a bucket on #Brighton beach:

Had great night at @moshibrighton1's #moshivegan. Japanese style, all you can eat, vegan buffet on a conveyor belt! #fb

In case it gets taken down, screenshot of previous... (found via @robertrea):

John Wilson you surfing genius! Caveman HD (a.k.a. Lemmings) on the iPad! Best app ever! #fb

Peter Andre has apparently "written" two children's books. Depressing on multiple levels. #fb

#fb Found by co-worker... What you see if you look at Russell Square on Google Maps (satellite):

P5, W4, D1, L0, Pts 13. B&H Albion FC top of the Championship. Not bad for new boys! #fb

Hey @peterjamesuk! I've just seen your car! (The sponsored police one. I'm not stalking you.) #fb

"International Rescue" at #Brighton #pride #fb

Me wearing my Satellite 3 t-shirt #fb

A T-Rex and friends at Churchill Square shopping centre #fb

@mpphillips Did you know you made the Evening Standard yesterday?

Oops. Fox News Twitter feed hacked. Announces Obama assassinated.

@Paul_Cornell Did you get a big van? This was the stuff that *didn't* fit into ours: