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Water's almost boiling: it's hot toddy time! #yay #winterthings
Running a salt v. Oxi on red wine stains experiment at Epsteins because of course
We both noticed this tasteful drinking straw holder at exactly the same time. Howling.
Got a little present for my feller (kinda wanted to keep it for myself)
I love a glittered pumpkin at brunch
They're listening to Wham! #L-I-V-I-N
Double dusting (auto-correct wants 'fisting' to be dusting and I'm not arguing) martinis because that's always a good idea
My work here is done. CC: @tylercoates @blackbook #casteelseries
Actually literally considering it #mouthfist
OMG you guys @Krucoff got us a bouncy castle!!!
LOL nevah change, New England
Souvenirs from Delaware!!!
Happily ensconced in a fern bar next to the hospital while I wait for my patient!
Fernspiration, Georgetown style. (Matt made me promise not to have a slippery nipple w/o him)
You know? I won't even pretend to be embarrassed about this #MMMBop
My potato *would* be pink #kerrpink
How to choose, how to choose...
Hey from Baltimore!!
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