Novelist. Mother of three. Catastrophist. Owner of decrepit horses. None previously owned by The Met Police.
@jennycolgan oi! Colgan! Look what I saw at Kings Cross!!!
And just when I thought they couldn't get any scarier...
Song titles somehow saucier way back when
Also: how cool is the US edition of Me Before You?
The swallow babies began to leave the nest today. Tiny kamikazes..
For sale in local junk shop. Oddly timely.
@trishdeseine My contribution.
Couldn't find dog. Looked everywhere. Discovered plumbers had a stowaway.
@mariankeyes look what I just got from Penguin HQ! #soexcited
So, @nicolaridings sent me the cake decorations from her party...
Today's life lessons: a Tucker blouse can survive a machine wash, & you can't keep hungry horses out of a garden.
Things that scare the Bejaysus out of you when you briefly forget you are not waking up at home
On stage at #moonwalk
Hinge and Bracket, ready to go. #Moonwalk
@clarebalding1 @alicearnold1 they won't even let ne use the normal loos...
In a Rosie Thomas/Kathy Lette sandwich. Great event. Too much to drink to say more.
Think about getting a coat on a two year old. Then imagine...
Tower of London footwear
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