Novelist. Mother of three. Catastrophist. Owner of decrepit horses. None previously owned by The Met Police.
.@hemmo has news for us
Me and @caitlnmoran and @clarebalding SHARING her award. Which is totally fair.
@sj_watson we do not look confused AT ALL
We stole @clarebalding's award
For those not bored to death by my haircut indecision earlier, I cut it all off
Swedish folk: whose face is on my Christmas decoration pls?
@lucy_dillon look what I saw in Stockholm...
Things I did not like in Sweden (a small list). These glasses:
I swear the cat is trying to tell me something.
The 7 year old has been playing recorder for an hour and a half now
@olly_richards am slightly regretting already. I liked its ears.
Hey @clarebalding1 - we have a new marker for success. Your own WRAPPING PAPER!
Favourite translation title ever. Tak, Denmark.
Usefully, it comes with instructions.
So I win the prize for most unguessable Tuesday morning activity.
Chabon at Cheltenham. Total fangirl.
Rockefeller sparrows. I appear to have company for breakfast.
.@hemmo and @caitlinmoran delve into the Biscuit Tin Of Truth
For those who asked, Parisian florist shoes
Okay, so it's been somewhat hijacked by the children over the holidays...
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