Novelist. Mother of three. Catastrophist. Owner of decrepit horses. None previously owned by The Met Police.
@jennycolgan it's very 'you'
.@damian_barr finally discovers what it's like on the other side of the #litsalon microphone
Leaving Atlanta. Just time for one more gift from the Skymall catalogue. Who needs Rogaine?
More Skymall? Oh go on then. Because no fine art collection is complete without 'Drunk Cat'.
Hi from Texas. Today's offering from the Skymall catalogue. How badly do you want thick hair?
Greetings from Oakland, CA. Today's Skymall catalogue offering. For those who like their beds... meaty
More Skymall: is your fat wallet causing you back problems?
Morning from LA. today's offering from the Skymall catalogue. Garden gnomes are *so* last year.
Also this. Cannot take my eyes off the cat's expression.
Morning from L.A.Today's offering from the Skymall catalogue, for the discreet napper
Mildly obsessed by United Airlines' in-flight shopping mag
Becoming slightly obsessed by United Airline's in flight sales magazine
@mariankeyes Marian! I'm in NY! And they're follying me around here too!
Found on child #3's door
Mountain & Moorland at Olympia. Or as we used to call it: the Fat Bottomed Ladies Class
@caitlinmoran I've got a beer can holder you could adapt.
Some days the bread doesn't come put *quite* as planned
Things that come with my paper and make me feel old No241
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