Here's part of the Des Lynam article that... well, you'll see. Third paragraph. #OldSchool

@jamieandaston I know! He's way too heavy for it, though. I think he might still be able to use it. ;-)

Baloo broke his playhouse! He's very sad now. Silly fattychops.

Our anger at the #LibDem #NHSbill betrayal made it into the Observer. Hooray... Oh. Right. (Page 4; no other mention.)

@EyeEdinburgh @sarcastathon @bimadew @daisyhellcakes To quote Excalibur, "Look into the eyes of the dragon & despair!"

@Flossieraptor Or this kitty?

@Flossieraptor You mean this kitty?

When are iPhones gonna come equipped w/ telescopic lenses? #JohnCarter has a superb cast, all turned out for us Brits:

@Flossieraptor He's a fatty chops! Here's our other cat, Penny (dopey Maine Coon):

@Flossieraptor He's a big fat Birman all right:

@midwestspitfire @RowanKaiser That's Baloo. He loves our sink & so does Penny:

My cat is very cute. I fair merked that shit, cuz! #VisionaryTweets

@Konnolsky @pauljchambers @Glinner He's also pandering to what he thinks is an elitist-hating audience of idiots:

How not to write a newspaper column: Toby Young misses the point weeks after everyone else missed it. Shockingly poor:

This sign was attached to a traffic light near Tower Hill. Not sure if it counts as an apology.

@monsterfromid He's a chunky little thing! He reminds me of our cat Baloo, a little:

Just went upstairs to stop Baloo misbehaving & was greeted by this terrifying sight:

@sarahditum Baloo Cat is sad to hear it. Feel better soon.

We need to call Ghostbusters or something. Tower Bridge was haunted this morning.

@AnneBillson This cat's OK though!