John Martz

@johnmartz

World-Famous Escape Artist. Also: illustration and comics

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Ohhh, now I see it.

You forced me to dig this up:

This may or may not be on my desktop as we speak.

Something is wrong with my iCal.

Twitter's broken.

In Memoriam

It is worth watching if only for this photo of Russian linguist and James Bond villain Yuriy Valentinovich Knorozov:

I've been enjoying Skyrim, but I'm stuck at this part:

Upgrading to iCloud failed, sending me back in time to when the iPhone didn't even exist.

Another Thanksgiving, another baffling moment from

New Cheesecake Factory logo by

An important message from :

Yesterday's acquisitions, brought to you by Steig and Searle.

You stay classy, Rogers.

Toronto comics friends: what is this?

My best Lichtenstein impression.

How does Google know what kind of hats I wear? HOW DO THEY KNOW????

Oh oh oh oh oh!

I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I do believe in spooks.