swf is a warning label. you should not expect anything from these files. thanks for the nutkick @Adobe.

from now on when a form asks for Country I'm typing California. the 8th largest economy in the world is not a state.

@onikaze bastard… get THIS our of your head.

my samwich was better than yours… thanks @ kitchenettesf!

the Automator icon from the before mentioned Lion snark…

the funniest TXTing Hillary yet…

so close. maybe it will help if I stop watching the progress bar.

way to go @MarinBrewingCo for Three Flowers and Star Brew!

damn cat…

nothing says "there, I fixed it" like just mixed JB Weld.

iPod EULA: like I had a choice.

EOL

iPod EULA: you are NOT allowed to use your iPod as a cellphone.

iPod EULA: if rocking is not your day job.

iPod EULA: I laughed until I stopped.

iPod EULA: oh and if you want to borrow my iPod because it has an update on it. I can't lend it to you.

iPod EULA: I "forgot" to send Apple my MacBook Pro to comply with this part. oops.

iPod EULA: good thing I don't really need to get Geddy Lee on the phone to get his permission to copy that live show…

iPod EULA: dude, sorry… I am not allowed to update your iPod. YOU have to update YOUR iPod.

iPod EULA: there can be only ONE iPod on my network.

iPod EULA: which way to the nuclear vessels? @octothorpe