John Rezas ϟ Writer

@john_rezas

Novelist — Screenwriter — Storyteller — Magus — Nerd — Freakazoid! — Apolitical — SubGenius — № 23 — Artist — Superhero — Zombie Fighter

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Photo: This haunts my dreams. (The Residents) — http://tumblr.com/ZYjMRyAQES6K ®

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#SubGenius There is a simple answer, my friends—a glowing beacon of slack. It's “Bob” Dobbs & his cowboy Mini-Me.

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If you don't have one of these cards from "Bob" Dobbs, then it's too late. #Xday. #SubGenius. Must have #slack! —

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"SATAN, PLEASE... STOP IT" (I hate it when that happens.) —

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Is this a picture from the new #Batman movie? —

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You guys were getting stoned onset last night. Here's the picture to prove it! —

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This knife has a gun built into it. Your argument is invalid. —

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I'm confused what does this have to do with trust?

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The Red Eye Regulars all on the screen at the same time. —

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Juxtaposition, it exposes & as eavesdroppers in trailer parks & farmers markets. —

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Juxtaposition. It makes things funny, especially with Jesus. —

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Why play "Call of the Dead"? Because it has #zombies AND ! —

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"Don't you mess with me, boy." — from "Call of the Dead" —

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My #GreenLantern shirt! I don't want to get too excited, but I hope the movie is awesome! —

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I just call #GhostBusters. They know what to do. cc (to the fake)

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Muse. Lyrics to New Born. • #Music

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Ivan Morrisey said, “Cheese eating surrender monkey.” Your argument is invalid. • #UrbanDictionary

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Remember this? The Flecktones played Norfolk VA circa 1989. You spoke w/the fans after the show.

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Thank you Internet. ► Urban Dictionary: "Wookies" #StarWars #Chewbacca #LOL

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