Novelist — Screenwriter — Storyteller — Magus — Nerd — Freakazoid! — Apolitical — SubGenius — № 23 — Artist — Superhero — Zombie Fighter
Photo: This haunts my dreams. (The Residents) — http://tumblr.com/ZYjMRyAQES6K ®
#SubGenius There is a simple answer, my friends—a glowing beacon of slack. It's “Bob” Dobbs & his cowboy Mini-Me.
If you don't have one of these cards from "Bob" Dobbs, then it's too late. #Xday. #SubGenius. Must have #slack! —
"SATAN, PLEASE... STOP IT" (I hate it when that happens.) —
Is this a picture from the new #Batman movie? —
@JimNorton @greggutfeld @BillSchulz You guys were getting stoned onset last night. Here's the picture to prove it! —
This knife has a gun built into it. Your argument is invalid. —
@JeremyMLondon I'm confused what does this have to do with trust?
The Red Eye Regulars all on the screen at the same time. —
Juxtaposition, it exposes @Andy_Richter & @JeremyMLondon as eavesdroppers in trailer parks & farmers markets. —
@kennyflorian Juxtaposition. It makes things funny, especially with Jesus. —
Why play "Call of the Dead"? Because it has #zombies AND @Michael_Rooker! —
"Don't you mess with me, boy." — @Michael_Rooker from "Call of the Dead" —
My #GreenLantern shirt! I don't want to get too excited, but I hope the movie is awesome! —
@SethMacFarlane I just call #GhostBusters. They know what to do. cc (to the fake) @RayParkerJr
Muse. Lyrics to New Born. • #Music —
Ivan Morrisey said, “Cheese eating surrender monkey.” Your argument is invalid. • #UrbanDictionary —
@belafleckbanjo Remember this? The Flecktones played Norfolk VA circa 1989. You spoke w/the fans after the show.
Thank you Internet. ► Urban Dictionary: "Wookies" #StarWars #Chewbacca #LOL —
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