John Newton


Still me, but in a World Cup year: Three lions, 2 cats, 1 wife, no friends. 80s geek - some like it Hoth. Partial to tikitaka. May get a bit Messi

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I see I sent off for nothing! Sheet remains intact

I'll consult the manual

How can you lie there and think of England when you don't even know who's in the team


Poss fave bit of SW advertising ever

Ads by and for dear old Palitoy... Are these even better than Bolland's?

Nailing it

ratbags one and two

ratbags one and two

This is on my pillow. For realsies:

Especially Darlene Love's Christmas (Baby please come home)

I'm a sort of fey Godzilla, or indeed, the Chewits monster:

Now considered an underrated and one of the best ever lines, with superior card art

Last one... we had the lot:

Missed the flipping deadline!

Another Bolland ad?

Also, look at this lucky bastard (who's only a drawing)

May the sleeps be with you

And here she is Queen / Astronaut switch-out parts ... with a certain feline

All her own work, no posing by me