I may have just received the first lolcat that I don't want to immediately delete.

These are not the days I cherish having a window.

Want pizzas and cookies from your grocer's freezer? No problem.

Now how did I end up with one of these?

Special delivery from @thisisnotapril straight from Cupertino. You're the best!

RT "@eschipul: Just got smoked by @jmoswalt at ping pong. Lost the standard bet." Here is the proof

Awesome floor seats for @azizansari! I'm pumped. Thanks @pickmeg.

Enjoying a spicy green chili burger at Central Market.

Apparently I'm like @magsmac.

Just got my @doxiescanner. Very excited to start using it.

Everyone say it with me: Pizza. Tuesday.

Census just busted me and @pickmeg. "unmarried partner". I'm sure some other people check that box too.

The old occupant of my apartment got Popular Science, which means I now get PopSci.