Last night was fun - I was particularly taken by these t-shirts. Basically I'm just showing off.

I'd like to get a tattoo but I like things like unicorns & rainbows & man on man action & cigerettes. Hang on, look, perfect.

If there is a funnier tattoo anywhere in the world I want to see it. Does he have to put belly button fluff in the litter tray?

Spent the evening recording the Chris Moyles Quiz Show with lovely Fearne & James. It was really fun.

Just did a photo shoot for The Sunday Times magazine with Rankin - one of my favourite photographers. Check it out.

I'm back in my cell at the prison. Just watching some tv before lights out. It really is a very cool hotel.

I spent last night in jail. And I've got to say I liked it. Alright, it was the Oxford Malmaison but it used to be a prison.

Crisis averted. I'm pretty sure the benefit gig for Friends of the Earth did the trick. You're welcome!

Spot of shopping today. Got Victoria Corens book about gambling. I bet £10 it's good (just getting into the mood)

I'm not sure Birmingham was the natural choice for 'The National Sealife Centre' - maybe dophins are swimming up the canals?

'Friday Night with JR' with Robbie & Serena tonight - if you watch let me know what you think. Here's the view as I walk out.

The party was hosted by David Furnish & was predictably glamourous. Hubba hubba (do people still say that? I guess I do)

Couple of typos in the Metro 60 second interview. 'Coffee' not 'toffee' and it's 'fine' not 'five' bitches in the back.

On the cover of G2 in The Guardian - did an interview with Stephen Moss (nice fellow) to sell my DVD to the liberal elite.

at the BBC about to do Scott Mills. Just saw Westwood - be a celebrater not a playa hater!

Did 5 live with Simon Mayo & bumped into Peter Mandelson. He's known for his dirty tricks - he can get 3 co.....better not.

Bit of Radio 2 action today. Doing 'the big show' with Steve Wright. Love it. & bumped into these two imposters.

Just got back from doing Jonathan Ross show with Robbie & Serena Williams (brother & sister I'm guessing)

The stuff you find on desks whilst doing radio interviews. Liz Hurley loves nothing more than jerking a nice bit of meat -

I've come out today. Not like that, the new DVD. http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0028N6MZO Shameless I know.