Jim Mortleman

@Jimjar

tech/business writer... journalist... commentator... comedy poet/songwriter/performer... wordsmith... free thinker... pragmatic optimist... dad... hat wearer

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Liked 's "Sound Curtain", spooking out unwary loo-goers :)

Ooh, had 5mins of feeling a bit queasy. It's passed. I blame these. They had caviar in 'em. FFS!

Just enough juice for one pic... 's "Serendipity Engine"

While the teachers strike, figured I'd do something a bit educational with the kids. At the Natural History Museum.

...but colours should've been much more vivid here:

The best shot:

Woo-hoo!

Racist sweets

Heroin addicts' pub?

Heroin addicts' pub?

Summer in November? I must be in the wrong hemisphere. Nope - Whitstable, Kent, today.

Talking of Dr Robert Winston, where did it all go wrong?

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John Lewis's Olympic 'fleece the tourists' shop. £85 for a 2012 cushion anyone? #takingthepiss

John Lewis's Olympic 'fleece the tourists' shop. £85 for a 2012 cushion anyone? #takingthepiss

Cool view of Olympic park from John Lewis's window. (Apparently the 'helter skelter' is an Anish Kapoor sculpture.)

Cool view of Olympic park from John Lewis's window. (Apparently the 'helter skelter' is an Anish Kapoor sculpture.)

Looking at the 2012 Olympics construction site. Since when has the helter-skelter been an Olympic event?

Westfield, Stratford. First Saturday open. Fucking mental. Primark looks like a mosh pit.

Bioluminescent nautilus

Just bumped into 's mum