"Kind of a Funny Story" after party. W @morgan_murphy @galifianakisz & @jimgaffigan

After party "Its Kind of a Funny Story" screening W @morgan_murphy @galifianakisz and @jimgaffigan. I loved the film.

"Its Kind of a Funny Story" After Party with @morgan_murphy @galifianakisz and @jimgaffigan

ON Cape Cod waiting for Hurricane Earl. #bringiton

Poster for my Chicago Theatre shows http://tinyurl.com/ca2cxa Jan 29-31st.

The only way to eat a hot dog

Poster for my upcoming Winter 2010 dates http://tinyurl.com/ca2cxa

Hey people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.

We r so lazy and bored that we actually watch people play cards on tv?

I'm sorry who exactly is watching this?

Uh-oh spaghettios!!

Kobe beef where have you been all my life? I never knew I could feel this way.

I can identify.

The bidding will start at $1000.

"You take the branches off its head it's just a dog" via my 4 year old son.

"Sorry Sir, you can't get on the train in those douchy pants."

The Hot Chocolate Maker: Why the Taliban hates us.

I'm tired of people playing pool and pretending it's fun.

What Cordon did is none of my business.

The translation from Russian: Buy Jim Gaffigan's CD for the perfect Christmas gift - Joseph Stalin