“@SlypigJeff: People who constantly give the finger in pictures, why are you so angry at a camera?”

@ChrisTNotChrist two years ago. Me + four loko + penis straw = GREAT TIME!

Women: this is our problem!!

Just walked to the liquor store to get more beer. I may make bad decisions. Stay tuned.

“@ScubaSteveL: Don't know about you, but Patriots country is alive here today!!!” BAM!

Just made my fucking day

Ummm... What's wrong with this photo? I'm not very cultured and art us the only class I ever failed!

@melysha7 @pabsfromeverett @jack_in_a_prius can we PLEASE wear this??

@svneuro he tells me secrets. He just told me he pooped in the house :)

@svneuro

@svneuro or this...

@svneuro I'll match that :)

@LandoBC75 truth!! My phone background. Donnie FUCKING Wahlberg!

Britney Spears was my first ever girl crush. I'll give the X Factor a shot tonight just to see her. #IdHitItTWOTimes

@ChristianPlante yes it was :)

@DoucheBWilson

Just cause

@CynicalLongkat Fenway. Also have a wiener named phoebe

@svneuro awww :). The Boston is Fenway. Here's phoebe:

@svneuro yep!!! My baby boy :)