Comedian/writer/gumshoe. Host of Reasonable Discourse With Jerks at PHIT at the Shubin Theater.
Artwork at the Arts Parlor. @toddmarrone
Just take my foot now, Pop Tarts.
Amazingly, you can buy this sticker off the rack in any Pep Boys in NE Philly.
The GAP is the official khaki provider to the Illuminati. Wake up, sheeple!
Happy Valentine's Day to my number one girl!
Anyone else staying up to watch this?
What's the occasion for all this cake-related goodness? I'm a fucking fatso! #fb
I've been called the Robert Mapplethorpe of erotic dog photography for some time now.
She will butter your soul and eat it.
The traditional Thanksgiving cat punching is going well. #fb
Sharia cat law will be obeyed in this house.
This shit doesn't work.
Great fun tonight with @BackOfSomeonesHead @mrdavehill @TurboGrandma & @usedwigs tonight.
Wells Fargo is not impressing me with their use of English here.
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