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Edie is sleeping in a full-on porno spread right now.

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meanwhile, i find fake boobs just as comforting as snooki does. god, i'm so excited for thursday.

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the bronzer on ronnie and sammi is bordering on black face.

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Wawa run. They should start selling bongs.

I love the hairbows that don't match the hair. There's so much of that goin on

I was just thinking how she looks like she should live under a bridge. But this will do.

Edie is acting like a real dog today. It's kind of weirding me out

So feminine!

i totally made it on to tv. i shouldn't slouch in billowy blouses

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This is how close I'm sitting!!! Also WTF with the background pic

There are so many Kate gosselin inspired 'dos on this line

Edie is freaking out and confused about the dog that's crying on judge judy

"i live in vermont with my partner where we run an unlicensed vegan cafe. our cat sleeps by the register." i mean, really.

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In Florida at a strip club steal house

Why have hamburger when you can have steak at the strip club? @ nystrip with

And now this is happening.

This is happening.

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i can't stop laughing at this shot from playboy's april 2010 issue. the natives look grossed out.

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I understand this is alotta snow but that is NO reason to preempt judge Judy!

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