Jessica Stephens


Slowest porcupine in town. Loaded up with gin. Fan of anything involving Michael Patrick Jann and/or fake mustaches.

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Check out the handsome devils I happened upon in Starbucks today.

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Stay super classy, CVS.

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Seriously? Nobody at the Washington fucking Post saw a problem with this headline?

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Dear whoever did this in my neighborhood: Thank you for the sunshine you bring to my life daily.

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The 's Wednesday afternoon copy editing team, south Columbia branch.

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I love my foster, but it's high time she found a permanent home. If you know someone who's looking to adopt a furry ball of adorableness, please spread the word.

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How my roommate found Baby Girl today. I'm going to foster dog owner hell.

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Here's my latest quilt project. Any suggestions for what I should do with it when I finish?

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My updated shalom. I'll post the fortissimo once it heals.

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Who's whiter, me or Paola (part 2)?

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Who's whiter, me or Paola (part 1)?

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Walking on water at Paola's favorite dog park

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This is my dog on Joanna Newsom

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I'm jealous of myself in this picture. That's how excited I was to be standing with the fantastic .

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Attention Mobile, Alabama: This was up in a T-shirt store in Columbia, Missouri. This is your legacy to the country.

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You're finished quilting. Feed me. Now.

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Paola . . . I mean my new pet ladybug and I dropped off a basket of dog, cat and people treats at the clinic that spayed her.

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She may have an Italian name, but Paola is an Alabama native all the way.

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