scary ghost jessica


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refuse 2 leave bed. bed is couch here. still. no.

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My sister.

Damn, iPhone stop reading my thoughts! #autoincorrect #lolmylife

My afternoon. mmm day drinking.

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Sassy HK ♡



Golf cart off-roading.


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"What are you doing?" "Oh... hey mom." #familyportrait #actually

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"Living the life...eating watermelon out of a grocery bag while gaming....can't stop loling." from my obv stoned brother

Bored. Can't sleep. Don't tell my brother that I steal his hoodies every time I visit.

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Hahaha, thanks Nintendo.

I have a spare. All yours. Don't ask.

Cybikooooool. Thanks Joe. Best brother evar. #cybiko

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Dippin' dots ♪

I am perplexed. What IS this? Why I am 'milking' a table? Clearly I was lied to about its identity. #traumatizing

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My mom sent me this picture of her at work. Do you understand me now?

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Evidently, cat law dictates that all open containers must immediately be explored and occupied by a cat.

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I don't feel like I own a lot of clothes, but then, sometimes I am reminded by way of actual figures.

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