Jesse Joyce

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and I about to do some welding at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland

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Last minute Halloween costume idea: Albino Wendy Williams

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This doesnt make me wanna buy a home frm her so much as it makes me wanna report her missing & search 4 her killer

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Guess the photo! An empty restaurant or perhaps a formal banquet for a chapter of the world's tiniest Klansmen?

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seems less like a boutique specializing in sewing accoutrements & more an infirmity suffered by heroin consumers.

In a twist of irony, the line at the EZPass office is the longest wait known to man. They could use an ezpass lane

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Ah, the comfort of airplane seats without the upheaval of actually going anywhere. $500 says they're wearing seatbelts.

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One Man Show Cologne exists-Smells like pithy anecdotes about dad's alcoholism & wry observations about temping complimented by a slide show

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This hangs in Applebees. I assume to tout their 50% accuracy in their "Folks We Anticipate Will Be Crippled By Horses" series circa 1993.

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This hangs in Applebees. I assume to tout their 50% accuracy in their "Folks We Anticipate Will Be Crippled By Horses" series circa 1993.

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You can't fuckin' handle these donuts. Try "The Holocaust Didn't Happen Bavarian Creme" Each donut is made by gay athiest pediatricians.

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looks like there are a lot of perks to being a member of this Diamond Club huh?

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I guess calling their product "Just Fucking" was a little too on the nose for the breakfast cereal industry.

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at a motel on the Jersey Shore... the kids on that show really were greasy.

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I'm assuming Tassos Bougas is Greece's #1 Tommy Lee Jones impersonator. Taking Athens by storm with his one man reenactment of Terminator 2.

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a Make a Wish ad for the juvenile lukemia patient who's dying wish is to own a briefcase and wrestle with a gay burglar.

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Get a new tuxedo... you know, for work... that way you'll have your opera tuxedo, and your work tuxedo.

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Costco, keeping tires in the "tire center" is not so much "convenient" as it is logical. Now lets work on why coffee is in "office supplies"

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The target audience for this book is a very narrow demographic... Stupid Canadian Diabetics.

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twat skwaking about a Bed Bath&Beyond sale in front of a sign about women and kids who survived 13 days of shelling in this room @ The Alamo

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