official twitter of stand up comedian/ writer / actor Jesse Joyce
@kevin_nealon and I about to do some welding at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland
Last minute Halloween costume idea: Albino Wendy Williams
This doesnt make me wanna buy a home frm her so much as it makes me wanna report her missing & search 4 her killer
Guess the photo! An empty restaurant or perhaps a formal banquet for a chapter of the world's tiniest Klansmen?
seems less like a boutique specializing in sewing accoutrements & more an infirmity suffered by heroin consumers.
In a twist of irony, the line at the EZPass office is the longest wait known to man. They could use an ezpass lane
Ah, the comfort of airplane seats without the upheaval of actually going anywhere. $500 says they're wearing seatbelts.
One Man Show Cologne exists-Smells like pithy anecdotes about dad's alcoholism & wry observations about temping complimented by a slide show
This hangs in Applebees. I assume to tout their 50% accuracy in their "Folks We Anticipate Will Be Crippled By Horses" series circa 1993.
You can't fuckin' handle these donuts. Try "The Holocaust Didn't Happen Bavarian Creme" Each donut is made by gay athiest pediatricians.
looks like there are a lot of perks to being a member of this Diamond Club huh?
I guess calling their product "Just Fucking" was a little too on the nose for the breakfast cereal industry.
at a motel on the Jersey Shore... the kids on that show really were greasy.
I'm assuming Tassos Bougas is Greece's #1 Tommy Lee Jones impersonator. Taking Athens by storm with his one man reenactment of Terminator 2.
a Make a Wish ad for the juvenile lukemia patient who's dying wish is to own a briefcase and wrestle with a gay burglar.
Get a new tuxedo... you know, for work... that way you'll have your opera tuxedo, and your work tuxedo.
Costco, keeping tires in the "tire center" is not so much "convenient" as it is logical. Now lets work on why coffee is in "office supplies"
The target audience for this book is a very narrow demographic... Stupid Canadian Diabetics.
twat skwaking about a Bed Bath&Beyond sale in front of a sign about women and kids who survived 13 days of shelling in this room @ The Alamo
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