I work at Conan. I like to write. I'm from Missouri. I used to live in Bristol, England and now I live in LA. One half of Two Blondes Walk Into a Blog.
Sometimes you go into hair and makeup with a question and this ends up happening to you.
"Gosh, it sure does smell like a spring waterfall in here." #ThingsNooneHasEverSaid
I can't wait to try the whiskey stir fry my roommate must be about to cook up!
This might be my favorite LA Times headline ever. BREAKING NEWS-a Spice Girl is moving
What I spent the day making for my sister and her fellow soldiers serving in Kuwait.
This is an actual piece of mail I got tonight. I've no idea what to do about @Andy_Richter Trust me.
I got this in the mail tonight. I don't have a clue what to do about @Andy_Richter Trust me.
In what universe is a 199? Lincoln Town Car a "compact" car?
It's really hard to lose weight in this office.
Broccoli pizza? OK, New York. Whatevs.
My hiking partners for the day.
First day of vacation in CO. These elk just showed up in the backyard of our cabin.
Me and @reb_lee watching #Conan from the green room.
Spent last 10 min trying to decide if the blonde behind Conan in this is me-I think so #BeachReading
What you can get me for Christmas a 1955 Chevrolet Corvette. Thanks!
This was so upsetting to find. Who knew Spam could be made sadder looking?
From my day on museum row with @ao22 This is my favorite installation at LACMA.
Jessica Cope: Photo Journalist??
Backstage at Saturday's show with Russell Brand ( @rustyrockets ). You can see I totally played it cool. #teamcoco
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