Jeremy Garofalo


Pennsylvania native. Penn State graduate. D.C. area resident.

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Ten guesses what the recording is.

Cleaning out the old room and found this gem of

I think the fortune cookie people finally caught wind of the "... in bed." joke.

Viper snowplow.

Dear people building the Silver Line, build it faster so I don't need to sit in this anymore. #tysons # traffic

Best Chinese restaurant name of all time.

The O.J. Classic.

New plates. Bad timing (good thing I decided against SNDSKY), but all this doesn't change why I got them.

Really important reason to cause a half hour of traffic at rush hour: three guys with spray paint.


Yoo... I got la bleu.

Panorama from today.

Panorama from yesterday.

Got some great views driving up on I-99.

"Oh, you've driven through Breezewood? Then this will be no big deal." -Satan

Does anyone actually fall for this out-of-order shenanigan?

George Harrison immortalized in a toast mosaic.

Vintage ad. Andy Warhol for Pioneer stereos:

Great space-saving parking machine:

Big Hunt

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