Picture of me in bed, naked.

Party's over, everyone go home. Oh wait, y'all are gone already.

Rob Miller in his finest.

1.75L Grey Goose. Gone before 9:30. Work party. Awriiiight.

Party scavenger hunt. I'm sitting this one out 'cause I can. Also because I wanna.

Party pic. Heh.

And here's the other new pal, a baby elephant, quite possibly named Poopy. Frequently called Poopy, anyway.

We also have Smaw Jraff, who is a motorcycle enthusiast.

Brought home a new pal from the zoo. He is affectionately called Big Jraff.

EARLY PRESENT EARLY PRESENT EARLY PRESENT!!! I can't wait to put pictures on it!! Just need kid-free time.

Ok, wait. A handicapped plate on a motorcycle? How does that even work? (might not be able to see it in the pic)

Had pudding to make it better.

Pizza Schmizza!

hehehehehhehehhehehhehe *breathe* hehehehehehehehe! *cough*

Quick ME shot. Because it's ME in PORTLAND and that's important.

Pioneer Square.

Heh. Opposite corner.

Corner of Morrison and SW 5th in Portland. This guy earned my pocket change. He stands still until someone pays.

Best statue ever!