Never let details get in the way of a good story. Now serving bullshit with a side of smartass. Pie is my favorite. Day drinking is my specialty.
@stephenyeargin Really starting to work the vajote angle.
@chaoskitten82 also not attractive - ground beef, tomato sauce and carrots.
This is (partly) why I watch the crossfit games. Rich mothereffing Froning Could. Get. It.
Pregaming the pregame.
Forget Journey, I know what tickets I'm getting @AnalogWalrus for his birthday.
@FreakyWeasel I have my own bottle of Kroger ibuprofen, but thanks.
A thing I really want, but don't really have anywhere to put. Damn you, Target.
Are you kidding me with this? Katie Holmes and belly jelly.
@VandyAPB Grey July?
@obsolete29 come on. Just chilling on the boat in the marina.
I was just about to go home from a night out drinking when this happened. Guess I'll get another beer.
Hey y'all. How's work today?
I french-braided my hair. All by myself. This is kind of a big deal.
An entire aisle of beer sadness.
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