Never let details get in the way of a good story. Now serving bullshit with a side of smartass. Pie is my favorite. Day drinking is my specialty.
. @PrimarilyRye cross stitches
@lvallana @rvallana today's choices.
11 can wear a college T-shirt to school. Think this will work?
Cleaning my contacts up. I swear I'm not obsessed.
@RobbyAces yours is significantly more dramatic.
Wounded, but not hungover from @dargavell's glow party. Overall - a success.
Comcast email? You're old. #TEDC14
My FAVORITE beer from #enbf this year is on draft here, but $13 a (not-quite) pint? Eeek.
Hey @jimreams - look who I found! @aubrey1031
Nerd buttons and temporary tattoos.
Let's drink! #fancybeer
my effing crock pot is too effing small.
Me to @joshmsw: tell me that drag queen doing Milkshake right now is not @DoubleDubbed.
Doggie loves a good drainage ditch. We've had to inspect every one we've passed.
@stephenyeargin Really starting to work the vajote angle.
@chaoskitten82 also not attractive - ground beef, tomato sauce and carrots.
This is (partly) why I watch the crossfit games. Rich mothereffing Froning Could. Get. It.
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