not just any salad, but an @marksandspencer slimy lettuce, mango & crayfish salad

taking a lofty view from the moral high ground ;)

what's the weather forecast?.. oh, thanks BBC, much clearer now

best cake yet - added a twist of lemon to the icing & maxed out on Haribo

@slipmatt never mind Wagamama for lunch - this is what you really want!

@nicepaul looks like Twitter are censoring your potty mouth!

@stevewinton still looking for an image for that blog post?!