A eucatastrophe in the works. I specialize in sarcasm & randomness... & occasionally sports.
Brunch in malibu.. Wish u were here!!!
Kids, don't let your Friday night become THIS... #DUDE #SWEET
I've been meaning to tell you all, I've met someone...
Look what my gfs kid brought home from school as packing rules for his field trip. Buzzkill
Meanwhile.. Back in NYC. "Sorry for party rockin"
A wise man once told me, "Only 2 types of people wear sunglasses inside: rappers & @$$holes." Sadly, I don't have an album dropping
I'm in Miami B#*?!...
Goodnight twitter world.. It's been a while
To all the other guys still out there trying to remember where they stored their nuts... BOOYAH!
Step on it boys!!! 1 day left... #ValentinesDay
..With 1 of the tallest basketball players in NYC! @Globies "Flight time" Lang & "Tiny" Sturgess
Beautiful day shoot for @daily on top of the tallest building in NYC...
The ultimate Avon Lady... #donthate
Come children!!! It will be an excellent show!!
Excellent childcare principles...
Its Big Daddy Fashion Day. "From the 2012 Scuba Steve collection"
No wonder my stomach is killing me!!! #Superbowl
Ok.. Ok.. No "and then."
Relax guys, I'm a professional. #pbr
If only my friend @kalpenn were here... Sigh #H&K
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