A eucatastrophe in the works. I specialize in sarcasm & randomness... & occasionally sports.
Keepin it real ... Or something @jessicajust @AssassinsCreed 3 #AC3Launch #RockTheVote
I can appreciate his honesty..
Future lawyer. Current @$$hole.
A sneak peek at my new shots with @benshaniphotos .. I call this one "Derelicte" by Mugatu.
Is it wrong I want to buy the whole tank and release them upon landing? #ComeToMeMyJungleFriends
When its too big for the overhead compartment or under the seat in front of u.. #SirUForgotUrBABY!
Hanging out on set with my boy @DJSkee ... #ETO
Um, with that ride? "Ur effin out."
Better than Rosetta Stone.. #Marlins #MLB
Was watching the #FSU game. Consider my view now blocked. I'm not even mad, that's amazing!
Was trying to share a beautiful NYC skyline with you all, but it seems we've gone to plaid.
For the beautiful @chrissyteigen .. Sorry, still on BB, but u asked for it ;)
... As they should...
Goodnight New York!?!?!? ::: drops mic :::
Legend---wait for it--- DARY!!! #VanHalen
Digging the jacket.. Must be by @orlyshani ... Jk.. #VanHalen
U know, just ur typical #SundayFunday w/ @dammara .. We're gonna need a bigger boat.
File this under wtf for the day...
Its been a hard days night... Sweetdreams my twitter buddies! U guys rock. Thanks 4 the LOLs
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