Today's arsetato, for your viewing pleasure

Found in an old copy of Tatler, FFS

Send your unwanted Christmas nuts to the Monkey Sanctuary near Looe!

Christmas crafts progressing well!

Four days old... Happy Halloween Herbert!

Good morning world! And they called him, the 10lb 5oz minibaby, Herbert.

Just rehearsing for the Brighton Crawl of the Dead

Have bought bootees. Maternity leave has officially begun!!

Argus Headline: immigrants shocked by bad native spellers

Utterly brilliant Steve Bell today.

Road blocked by rioters... Brighton style.

OK - someone must know Rupert Murdoch's 'plate of foam' assailant. Who is he?

Our street's cake-off!

Our street party

Steam train at King's Cross - great excitement in Guardian office!

Cutting-edge publishing technology at Songkick HQ

Gorgeous rescue dog... She's the mutt's nutts. #kilts

Guardian Hacks SXSW winner Glyn Wintle in Haribo-saster... #gsxsw

This hack is 'very buggy', etc #gsxsw

Kiss/Whipple entourage leaving Brighton and heading to #gsxsw