Look! Up in the sky! I'm being followed by the U.S. Air Force! No, really, I am.

Currently, you can't see the new infographics site http://visual.ly. Frustrating, but funny. ;-)

When I am chosen to join the ranks of the Green Lantern Corps, I promise I won't sell out to Subway.

Twitter @Support proves you get what you pay for.

How many times can you say "photo" in one dialog box? @Yahoo can say it three times!

"OMG!" My new favorite 404 page thanks to @wefollow. #bttf

Spambot Hunter Pro Tip: While tracking your prey, remember that spambots often follow the eggs.

Even the error messages at @SproutSocial are pretty darn cool.

Would you like a burger with a single bean? I have a coupon for you.

TweetDead.

Real Facebook Ad: "How to Getting Pregnant." 1) People know how. Trust me. 2) Grammar? 3) Facebook knows I'm male.

@refynr JD is confused. :-/

I love it when I stumble across a friend online. @spinuzzi is on http://coworking.alltop.com/

Facebook is tired of showing me stuff. I don't blame it.

My son's new Twitter avatar made me giggle. @jayhancock

@IE, thank you for making it so easy to not take you seriously at all.