Was just telling @SandyMcIlree how hot I thought Marcia Strassman was from Welcome Back Kotter. She's still hot!

I got out of the balloon just fine. @sandymcilree is struggling

Definitely flying over Manor now. Good morning Austin.

Never fear, trusty Captain Jim is here. Thx again for the Mimosa's

Ooops. forgot the pic, having so much fun in the balloon.

I don't know if I love or hate seeing my President wearing flip flops.

Think you're a twilight fan? Check out this woman's tattoo

Russel B posted this pic of his bride Katy Perry over the weekend. He pulled it. You think he's in trouble?

Look at this bitch all over me on NYE.

breakfast outside today!

This is the photo that @statesman ran yesterday supporting Bikes for Kids. Thanks so much.

Best birthday gift of my life. Thanks @erinhager

Here is the house causing all the traffic problems on Mopac this a.m. Sorry folks

Oh silly Tiger.

Someone please help me. There is supposed to be a Godlike image in this photo. I need a hint. Please

Someone please help me. There is supposed to be a Godlike image in this photo. I need a hint. Please

Coolest bike I've seen so far at the #rotrally
Belongs to a guy named Mike from Granger, Tx

Coolest bike I've seen so far at the #rotrally
Belongs to a guy named Mike from Granger, Tx

Check out the irony of this photo taken at a BP Gas station

This is not the Mr. Goodbar car I saw with nutz, but it's similar and also in Austin