f/k/a @enormus -- I'm not a bad man just ambitious.
What good is a sign about something that happened two blocks away? Just put the sign there!
I had no idea JLo drove an Expedition ...
Holy crap! My mother sent her first tweet!
@magnetcat See attachment.
It may have a Hemi, but that parking spot is not a demi.
@lfjii See attached.
At least somebody gives two shits.
Double medal; doppelbock
Yuengling: Turn on the Dark
I prefer the White Tea & Vitamin E; the Gold is too harsh on my skin & makes my junk smell funny.
Paas: Happy Easter and bite my wrinkly ballsack!
Does anyone else find the Cylon eye in the WHS Vail setup ... disconcerting? cc: @willsmith
@lfjii how far did you throw that whole grain muffin? Even the ants in South Carolina won't eat it!
I think this one's a goner.
These Croc Mammoths maybe look goofy but they're keeping sicky boy's tootsies nice and toasty warm!
If you see me on the roads, beware. I am stupid enough to buy a Chrysler AND nearly sideswipe you.
Watching the Puppy Bowl with my man @strongbaddawg
Congratulations @jonathancoulton ... you're all that "and more."
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