benghazi, you guys...
Middle school throwback night #nowplaying
Oh, thank goodness! @PFTompkins
And now we wait and see whether this will be brilliant or an epic disaster. #YearOfTheDeer #Bucks #Kidd
It's on #LebronJames
Have you read this 1993 bio/picture book about the lovable lads from Liverpool, @ScottAukerman? #UTU2TM
This moon is dumb. I don't understand what you're all clamoring about.
In regards to Chad and the Nigerian schoolgirls --
That's going to bring the boys to the yard. Also the picture of you and your child. Guys love kids. #Tinder
That's going to bring the boys to the yard. Also the picture of you and your child. Guys love kids.
This is why metal shows are king. This is the first of three bands. You don't see these theatrics at a Shins show.
I think @milwaukeecomedy favorite'd this tweet because they think I'll get beat up. They're probably right.
Look at how cool I am, guys.
@ScottAukerman The Little Prince changed his look. #Batdance
@FernBallew Post-workout breakfast #IdealJay
@ScottAukerman How has George Lucas kept this quiet all these years? #SideBySide
Great advice by Jay Spanbauer. (c/o @amysbelles)
Already beyond drunk. If I have your number get ready for a text message.
Playing with Nathaniel Frank & the Wisconsin Magic at the OMC for Gallery Walk on Sat., Feb 1 w/ @BronSageBand
#Christie takin it to the streets -- when are tickets available?!
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