Current status. #ExplodingCity

Yo dawg, I heard you like chocolate so I put chocolate in your chocolate while you chocolate.

That's my dog.

BREAKING: My arteries.

Underrated.

I said "when" like 30 seconds ago. Clearly some latency in my request.

Dinner the size of baseballs.

@willia4

Well this isn't good.

I love @scoccaro for taking me to the hospital after I eat this.

In Soviet Russia, memcached builds you.

@MoesCharleston @scoccaro and I got our t-shirts at the Sam Rittenberg location! Happy Cinco.

My new "severe weather day" hat, one part of an incredibly gracious @allisonhouse swag package. Thanks guys!

@bBaumy in his element. (Happy birthday!)

Dear rain, on behalf of my friend @GQBound, please remain south.

Can't escape.

RIP @FindTheTornado. Spotter Network lit up in memory; here's what it looks like in RadarScope.